One day we'll have a fancy signup system, but today is not the day.

For now, to volunteer, sign the guestbook below and be sure to leave your email address. I will use it to send you your corpse assignment. Once you sign up, you will be placed in automatic rotation for corpse slices indefinitely, until you ask me to put you on hold or remove you.

I am terribly sorry about the horrific talking banners. You get what you pay for, and I didn't pay anything. I'm working on building something better.

If for some reason the guestbook is not working correctly for you, please sign up by sending an email to me at shaenewexquisitecorpse.net.